Tired of your depressing life in Kalamazoo?
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Sick of all those high falut'in clubs with their craft beers and live music?
Disillusioned by not paying a city income tax?
We have the cure for you...
Luxury living in downtown Battle Creek.
Out with that eclectic old Kalamazoo,
and head up the creek.
Salvation at last.